Slow and steady wins the race.
But what the fuck are we racing for?
A degree in who can get alcohol poison first,
or is it a major in how many girls we can roofie tonight?
We can go throw around the proverbial pigskin
and circle jerk over the captain of the football,
I mean cheerleading squad!
I'll hide all my feelings with a poster of Megan Fox,
because I can't bare to tell my parents that I'm a "lost soul"
Bro, I'm not gay. But everytime we shower together
and those towels come off, something cums over me.